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11) CHIPS AND SALSA
There was a student once
Who lived on chips and salsa.
He got so thin
He could get in
Caves no one else ever got in.
All that it took
Was living entirely
On chips and salsa.
This student disappeared for days and days,
Studying for exams,
Coming up sometimes when it was sunny,
Coming up sometimes when it was night.
Up above, from 10 to 3,
Minus 2 hours for lunch,
Special coffee klatsches were convening
For dropping names
And discussing networking opportunities
Over at St. Mauritz.
Sometimes the participants took turns
Assassinating one another.
This student who lived on chips and salsa
Had better friends—
Endangered pseudoscorpions and
Endangered spiders.
Campus poohbahs tried to get rid of his friends,
Endeavored to flush them out,
Pouring massive floods of water
And other junk
Down into the caves.
But the student who lived on chips and salsa
Nearly got flushed away too.
What a mix!
Endangered things everywhere,
Bureaucrats mad to grow
On a mountain full of holes,
And students living on chips and salsa.
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