Salt-o-the-Earth Po-ums and Cartoons
by Ray Collett
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A collection of commentary on environmental and other issues
at the University of California at Santa Cruz Campus.

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3) FROM FROG HAVEN TO NIGHTMARE


Back at UCSC's beginning
When water tanks first marched up the mountain,
Clever types soon discovered
That turning the water on and off
Up at the top of the mountain
Would do spectacular things
To the gaskets in the plumbing
Down near the bottom of the mountain.

To prove to themselves that they had such power
They did it over and over again.

All that got old and years went by.
It was time to go on to things much bigger.

Speculation was
That, if all the water
>From merely a passing shower
Were dumped into the mountain’s plumbing,
The likelihood was
That gaskets could get blown
In the very mountain’s plumbing.

It happened. Did it ever!
And one of the places the mountain blew a gasket
Was right beneath one of froggie’s best ponds.

It’s far worse than that.
If froggie now goes hopping up the stream bed
(Of the stream that used to flow all summer),
A great flood of water
Is likely to come down the dry canyon
(From all the parking lots and rooftops)
And flush him down the hole.

How many universities have you seen
With something like Frog Haven—
Complete with federally protected frogs—
Right on their very own campus—
Right when froggies all over the world
Are in the news?

How many universities do you know
That would ruin froggie’s pond
And not do a thing to fix it?
How many universities do you know
That would flush protected froggies
Down a dark terror hole?